This is big bro Taking over the show With this nu flow You need to listen up And feel this shit Cos we won’t quitWe make them hitsAnd stack them chips

Galloway to Davina, explaining his heroic performance on the greatest test of human ability since the Krypton Factor, You Say We Pay, with Richard & Judy:
Galloway:
"They picked me for my articulateness"

Spastic. That's what I would have called him if I was ten, but I am very unarticulate.

In the Kingdom of the SWP, George was king. Now he is nothing. I look forward to him becoming a pantomime dame, on a fallen ego roadshow with Bobby Kilroy-Silk. There's no point in the Respect party still trying to be credible or manage his demise on telly, they take everything a bit too seriously. Did anyone see John Rees, convenor of the Stop the War Coalition, arguing with Christopher Hitchens about Galloway on Big Brother. What a fucking joke. Why does Stop the War Coalition want to get itself covered in the shit spraying from Galloway's mouth? Face it, the guy's a James Blunt, let him leave quietly and spend his last days at Dennis Rodman's 'orgy parties'.

It;s in the envelope

Dear Tony Blair,
I was upset the other day to hear that mentalists were planning to kidnap your son, Trio. I think it is an outrage that in this day and age, even the Prime Minister’s son has to live in fear.
It was pleasing, therefore, to hear that Mr Hodge will introduce measures to protect my children from being victims of playground perverts at school. However, I do not believe these measures are far-reaching enough, and they do not prevent my children from going into a record shop and buying a seedy by Jonathan King.
For that reason, I am starting a campaign against the release of Jonathon King called Mother4King Justice. I hope I can count on your support.
Mr Blair, could you please do all you can to further the cause of Mother4King Justice, and would you consider becoming a spokesperson for Mother4King Justice when you retire. It would be lovely to see some appreciation of the principles of Mother4King Justice in your foreign policy as well. Obviously, Mother4King Justice was alien to you before, but now, you can no longer be ignorant of Mother4King Justice.
You Nob
Emma Weasle

p.s. Mother4King Justice wouldn’t do you a bit harm. Promise.

STOP PRESS

Liberal Democrat Party? Boozers, rent boys? Sounds more like a Michael Barrymore party to me. We just need minger to turn up dead in the swimming pool

FATWA

Fatwas R Us Fatwa, Fatwa, Fatwa, Fatwa, Fatwa, Fatwa
Contact Omar Bakri Mohammed, leave a short message describing the infidel, and a fatwa will be issued for £2. Request 2 fatwas, and get a fatwa against Israel for free.

(Expect to see a fatwa against this site soon. It is definitely jahilli.)

OFFERED

Expert reconciliation. Can solve Israel-Palestine, Unionist-Republican, Geordie-Makkam conflicts. Contact Tokyo Zoo not scotland

Stop press

Crazy Dutch

WANTED

Temporary Goldie Lookin Chain Member Needed to cover in Maggot's absence. Must like bling-bling, tracksuits, and jive talking... No age limit

LOST

Cat. Fifty-something years old. Whiskers. May have been trained by Blofeld. Very curious. Last seen here, here, and here. Not been seen here. Known to go stray. Expect to see outside the soon-redundant Respect headquarters. Probably in the sewers somewhere, aspiring to the gutters.

WANTED

Humane mousetrap... oh, and a house please. Send to Scratchy.

Wanted

Royal Title Send offers ASAP to Mr G Glitter, Thailand.

OFFERED

Teaching Skills Send offers ASAP to Mr G Glitter, Thailand.