2B or not 2B?

Inspired by a fit of listless boredom- the best boredom -and a Paul O Grady ad break, here is my channel 4 advert responses, edited:

Ears
1999
Bollocks
Have something I wrote published/staged/filmed
Politics, all of it
McGrillis
Ian Rush or Rosa Parks
I don't know
With music or tv, drink, and company
Poverty
My teeth
Hungry like the wolf
Jobbies
4
Curry
Shaving plastic with a blade, all day.
Musician
You win some, you lose some
Tolerance