Encyclopedia Harmicuss
At elwheelio's request, I hate:
A- Alex Ferguson, Andrew Castle, Alexis Petridis, Ariel Sharon, Alex Zane
B- Brian May, Bill Archer, Blaney, Ben Elton
C- Chris Evans,
D- Dermot O' Leary, David Belotti, Daily Mail
E- Enya, Elmo
F-
G- Gary Neville, George Bush Snr, George W Bush, Gordon Brown, Guy Wheeler
H-
I- Ian Paisley
J- Jeffrey Stirling, Johnny Borrell, Justin Lee Collins, Julie Burchill, James Blunt
K- Ku Klux Klan, Klingons,
L- Lindsey German
M- Madonna, Maggie
N- Nick Griffin, Noel Edmonds
O-
P- Peaches Geldof
Q- Q
R- Rupert Murdoch, Robert Kilroy Silk, Rob Newman
S- Sami Chakrabati, Steve Jones
T- Tony Blair
U-
V-
W-
X-
Y-
Z-Zoe Williams
The internet's playing up, so I'll leave the list there... for now. Gosh, it's taken a while to compile, and I'm meant to be working. I've got a lot of hate to give. I think most of the list is self-explanatory. I was going to include Princess Diana, but I don't hate her, just her fake-immortality. Erm. And I was going to include all the fuckwitted people who supported the Iraq War and still professed to some version of socialism- Aaranovitch, Hitchens et al. But realised if I were to include them for that reason, my list would have to grow exponentially to include a host of others. People can use the words 'Saddam' and 'gas'over and over again, but this is what the war was about.
And Q, is a smug four dimensional being fromthe Q continuum in Star Trek.
And Lindsey German does my head in. I know, no solidarity here.
A- Alex Ferguson, Andrew Castle, Alexis Petridis, Ariel Sharon, Alex Zane
B- Brian May, Bill Archer, Blaney, Ben Elton
C- Chris Evans,
D- Dermot O' Leary, David Belotti, Daily Mail
E- Enya, Elmo
F-
G- Gary Neville, George Bush Snr, George W Bush, Gordon Brown, Guy Wheeler
H-
I- Ian Paisley
J- Jeffrey Stirling, Johnny Borrell, Justin Lee Collins, Julie Burchill, James Blunt
K- Ku Klux Klan, Klingons,
L- Lindsey German
M- Madonna, Maggie
N- Nick Griffin, Noel Edmonds
O-
P- Peaches Geldof
Q- Q
R- Rupert Murdoch, Robert Kilroy Silk, Rob Newman
S- Sami Chakrabati, Steve Jones
T- Tony Blair
U-
V-
W-
X-
Y-
Z-Zoe Williams
The internet's playing up, so I'll leave the list there... for now. Gosh, it's taken a while to compile, and I'm meant to be working. I've got a lot of hate to give. I think most of the list is self-explanatory. I was going to include Princess Diana, but I don't hate her, just her fake-immortality. Erm. And I was going to include all the fuckwitted people who supported the Iraq War and still professed to some version of socialism- Aaranovitch, Hitchens et al. But realised if I were to include them for that reason, my list would have to grow exponentially to include a host of others. People can use the words 'Saddam' and 'gas'over and over again, but this is what the war was about.
And Q, is a smug four dimensional being fromthe Q continuum in Star Trek.
And Lindsey German does my head in. I know, no solidarity here.
posted by Steve Harmison | 2:06 AM
4 Comments:
Wow, I feel so powerful; like a director or producer. It's just so nice to be included on any list really. You overlooked:
B - Bidisha (ggrrrr); Brian May
D - Dick Cheyney
G - Graham Coxon
M - Mr. Baker
P - Paul McCartney
S - Simon Jordan
T - Tim Westwood; Tom Hanks; Tim Henman
It's a festival of hate!
Oops my apologies, just realised you didn't omit Brian May. Still, if anyone deserves two entries (or to be entered twice?) it is that twat.
This list is looking better all the time. Good contribution
I don't know the first thing about Graham Coxon, really. He always seemed alright to me, but I'll trust he's done something hateful like grope you.
Mrs Baker (nee White) deserves an honourable mention. Well done remembering just how much hate her husband deserves.
Simon Jordan... I don't know if I hate him. He seems like a pantomime coke fiend, which I find slightly amusing. Like a shit Noel Gallagher.
I also find Westwood funny. Particularly since I went on this site:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml
Henman, definitely. In that vein, Hugh Grant, Richard Curtis, Cliff Richard.
I shall consider this original post a draft and revise it later. Contributions welcome. If everyone works together, we can prepare a definitive list of hate we can all enjoy.
can't be bothered to sign in but good luck with your exams this week, remember Dr Nick's song, 'the red thing's connected to my wristwatch'
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