Are you listening?

They came in the night
In a small caravan
And parked round the back
On a small piece of land

A man and a woman
With animals too
They settled for weeks
To deliver a jew

Then came their friends
For a party or two
Because of the stars
Or maybe the moon

We saw the jew grow
Into a man
With long hippy hair
And holes in his hands

He said he loved men
And made his own brew
And then he proclaimed
He was king of the jews

We weren't too sure
He seemed like a krusty
But others believed
They also smelled musty

And years down the line
After he died
These followers ruled
The world and its wife

And once a year
To remember this day
We all go shopping
On amazon.co.uk