Second test, day 2

We had Apple Crumble at the tea break today. 'Freddie' Flintoff picked up a big slice, shouted "Who amI!", then threw it at me. It hit me on the chest, then fell on the floor. He then shouted "Apil Krumble! You'll have t'bat better than that, Harmy, if you don't want Apil Krumble to get you out!". Trying to join in, I picked the apple crumble up off the floor and shoved it in my mouth, and shouted "I'm going to swallow Anil Kumble's balls!". No one has spoken to me since.