Dear Jordan

In our toilet, in my house, we keep a lot o' celeb magazines to read while taking a dump. Here's the sub-headings from Jordan's letters page (OK Magazine):
'My Boyfriend Refuses to Kiss me!'
'I kissed his Best Friend!'
'I have No Mates'
'How can I get him to Notice Me?'
'He Wants me Back'
'I was raped'