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"I've got a poo practically falling out of my bottom"
Melanie Towers (my girlfriend), too early this morning.
Melanie Towers (my girlfriend), too early this morning.
posted by Steve Harmison | 2:51 AM
- He moves in mysterious ways
- FOR SALE
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- It;s in the envelope
- STOP PRESS
- FATWA
- OFFERED
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- WANTED
- LOST
8 Comments:
Not only will she be delighted you've unleashed this quotation on this world, she'll be thrilled you've used her real name, and possibly fall into rapturous bliss that you've revealed that she's your girlfriend.
Don't bring her to Crush: we have enough problems at the moment.
It would be also good if this post made the Guardian.
Headline: 'Bloggers talk shit' - then they could use my Crush shit story.
That was 8.00 this morning. It actually fell out on my way to work on the 73 bus. If anyone finds it please can they return it. Many thanks.
Nobody's going to notice a pile of shit on the 73 bus.
Your link is very useful, incidentally.
A rather illustrative website to look at while I'm eating my beef sandwich for lunch. Is there something you want to tell me, Mel?
And my post should really have said: 'poo early this morning'. Pooing on the 73 is a far better idea than writing a letter of complaint to Transport for London.
I am going to piss on the bus on the way home. Maybe Ken will finally get the message.
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