I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to... move it.

So, I said, "I'm not very proud of my blog at the moment. It's not been any good for months now."
My girlfriend, said "Oh, that's a shame. I'd never have anything to write about in a blog"
I said, "Neither do I, that doesn't stop me."
She said, "I'll give you some topics to write about. Errmmm...."
There was a five minute pause.
She said, "How about that state between being awake and asleep. And about things tied onto bits of string"

That's something you can all look forward to.