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Thursday, October 09, 2008

With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend

Neighbours has recently reached dizzy dramatic heights, with the fire, Marco's death, Steph's kidnap, and the subsequent behaviour of the crazed stalking arsonist. The way they dealt with the challenging emotional issues and strains placed on the characters provided one brilliant half hour on Monday. I was constantly on the verge of tears and deep introspection- not of a sarcastic kind, but of the kind intended by the brilliant writers.

A few issues have been thrown up this week though. The arsonist threatened the sacred open door policy of Ramsey Street. Despite a policeman imploring Steph and Toadie to "Lock all the doors and windows", they couldn't do it. With a lunatic on the loose, they left the back door open, in case a neighbour needed access to the smoothies. They also let a toddler and small child hang around the kitchen, unattended, in the middle of the night. Thankfully, the arsonist just tried to cuddle one of them, then ran away.

Unperturbed, Toadie continued to leave the back door unlocked, so the man who fooled a state-wide man-hunt, again, just wandered into the kitchen. With the room to himself, he picked his weapon wisely. A blunt pair of old scissors. Who wants a kitchen knife, when you could jab someone with a five inch long blunt object. Somehow, these managed to penetrate Steph's lung from only a small backlift, while his arm was gripped by Toadie's angry hand.

Oh, and Zeke saw Didge's fannaroonie.

12 Comments:

Blogger elwheelio said...

Neighbours sounds very good. I haven't seen it in ages. It's good to see it's tackling the big issues that affect all of our Antipodean cousins. I still think they should have more guest stars a la the pet shop boys and Clive James. I'd like to see an episode with Paul Hogan as Mick Dundee saving someone from that little pond outside of Lassiters.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

Do you remember when Shane Warne was in Neighbours, as Shane Warne, and still had difficulty playing himself? Perhaps a pair of Playboy undies and a giant inflatable penis would have helped him ham up for the camera, like during the 2005 Ashes.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Steve Harmison said...

Yeah, that was great. I also remember when an Ash song was on heavy rotation on the soundtrack. It might've been "Oh yeah". The song pierced the fragile suspension of disbelief, and they never picked a familiar song again.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

But for truly dire non-popular background Aussie soap music, what about the surf bands of Home and Away?

5:20 PM  
Blogger Steve Harmison said...

I never got into Home and Away. Not sure why, but it's one of my greatest regrets in life

5:50 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

You're a flaming galaar Iain.

Moreover, you make all those political posts, yet it is your observations about Neighbours which prompt the most debate.

6:11 AM  
Blogger Steve Harmison said...

well, by 'making' those posts, i just cut n paste em from emails i get. I figure, one day in the future, i might fancy re-reading them, but won't be arsed to check my emails.

4:18 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

That's sort of how David Bowie wrote his songs.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Steve Harmison said...

you know. TV concepts are made by a similar process, using the previous week's television guide. I miss tvgohome

6:23 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

I don't really watch enough TV Iain :(

In fact, my engagement with popular culture is surprisingly limited given I've been a student for the best part of a decade now.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Steve Harmison said...

you know, the second line of your interests starts:
dog tortoises dystopia cattle

6:46 PM  
Blogger Edward said...

That would be pretty dystopic, all told.

6:02 AM  

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