FOR SALE
Manchester United football kits, keyrings, bog brushes, duvet covers, team and national captains to Real Madrid, Asian tour t-shirts, Rio's cocaine, executive collectibles, lampshades, mousemats, phone covers and shares because it's a private limited company stupid. Not suitable for BSkyB or JP McManus. Not for sale according to fans who love the wealth, replica kits and tack.
posted by Steve Harmison | 2:17 AM
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I just bought some new Manchester United tampons after a female friend said she would spill blood for the club (I am so sorry). I hope Man U go down the toliet (along with their commemorative tampons) and I hope it happens before they start pissing around with european super leagues and TV deals. How could anyone be expected to spend more on watching footie, it already costs about £50 a month. Anyway, thanks for your hospitality last week, was good fun, thanks.
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