Taken
Three things you like about yourself:
daftness
smartness
humanitarianess
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
BIG teeth
penis, far too large.
Errr... I really don't notice much about my appearance. Shabbiness can get boring.
Three things that scare you:
paranoia/neuroses
destruction of the world
loud bangs, all the fucking time. Why can't people in london get decent exhausts.
Three of your everyday essentials:
Cutters choice
Blue Rizla
Slimline fliter tips
(I'll scab a lighter)
Three things you are wearing now:
Boxer shorts
T-shirt
Skin (is saturday morning in worthing, haven't got dressed yet)
Three of your favorite bands or musical artists:
Black Grape
Bob Marley
Talking Heads
Three things you want in a relationship:
Sex
Food
Good times
Two truths and a lie:
I have made a really bad smell, and I find it funny.
Danny Murphy will be future England Manager
Humans are fundamentally selfish (this is the biggest fucking non-sensical lie that exists everywhere today)
Three physical things that turn you on:
Eyes
Lips
Red
Three of your favorite hobbies:
Swearing
Sleeping in.
Three things you really want to do right now:
Quit work
Start a revolution
Dance
Three careers you'd consider:
Football manager
Writer
Musician
Three places you want to go on vacation:
What's a vacation? I wouldn't want to go anywhere people use the word vacation.
Cuba
Iceland
Ireland
Three things you want to do before you die:
Get respect for my cleverness and writing skills. As opposed to getting drunk or bitter with age and missed opportunities- am looking at a photo of beckett, who did both somehow.
Moonwalk- the Michael Jackson way. Generally learn to dance.
Live somewhere not England.
Three people to pass it on to:
Elwheelio
boomnoise
twatway
posted by Steve Harmison | 6:30 AM
15 Comments:
Oh, marvellous.
Good answers Iain. But I was always under the impression that you could dance.
Meaders, you should be pleased that Iain's link to you will help to eliminate this googleblatt
Arse! I really shouldn't have clicked on that one at work.
No, no you shouldn't. Not unless you work for Richard Desmond.
Unfortunately not. How I long for comedy Nazi impersonations to be performed for visiting Germans.
An excellent theme for your next party Meaders. I'll come as Himmler.
hey twatway, you're back. Your blog has some really moody comments left on it. It's developed a little life of its own. Well done for getting people wound up over the internet just for being you. Now answer the questions.
i can dance, but one can always dance better. That's my new motto. That, and 'Ed's a complete fucking bastard'- as ed said in his hopes for the future.
Have been under new discipline and boss at work, so internet time is much reduced afraid.
You're not my child Iain, therefore your words slide off me like a well-oiled chimp.
Funny you should say that. I was watching Moonwalker last night.
Iain: there's no way I'm answering such intrusive questions, at least not honestly. Think of my reputation.
Ed: mmmm slippery.
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